• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
    28·
    4 个月前

    Why are you pretending there is no day between Tuesday and Wednesday? The German Wednesday, “Mittwoch,” clearly implies an odd number of days in a week, which is how they’ve been getting away with the seven-day lie, but clearly there can’t be an even number of days in the week.

    • Matombo@feddit.org
      51·
      4 个月前

      fun fact: in germany all calanders are starting the week on monday, so mittwoch is very clearly not the middle of the week but donnerstag/thursday is.

      • boonhet@lemm.ee
        7·
        4 个月前

        It is the middle of the week if you consider the week to me the workweek, from Montag to Freitag.

      • SgtSkully@feddit.org
        2·
        4 个月前

        It is if you start the week on Sunday, which is the first day of the week by christian standards.

        • Matombo@feddit.org
          1·
          4 个月前

          not realy: god rested on the last day of the week of the creation myth, so the christian week starts on monday and ends on sunday i guess, the one ending on saturday aka schabbat seems more like being influenced by jewisch tradition

  • Redfox8@mander.xyz
    21·
    4 个月前

    I still remember Domesday, it only happened the once before ‘they’ covered it up. I’ll never forget it, so many questions.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
    19·
    4 个月前

    I know you guys are kidding but I fucking tell you, 5 years from now there will be a group in the Whitehouse ordering the investigation into this conspiracy in order to bring the weeks back to 8 days, as it always has been, and then we’ll all have to deal with the fallout of this shit

    Humanity isn’t ready for your humor

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
    16·
    4 个月前

    We used to have eight days in a week. Eight. The number of magic. But eight is not a controllable number and they cut it down to seven, a prime. These bastards take all of the joy and wonder in the world and reduce it into factors of primes. They’re quantizing an infinite world down into finite information and we’re all stuck in the wake of it.

  • Worx@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    14·
    4 个月前

    The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
    11·
    4 个月前

    when they killed harambe we switched worldlines but some bits and pieces got left behind. I don’t remember logsday but I think about berenstain vs bernstein all the time. I suppose this is also the choice of Bernstein’s Gate

    • Allero@lemmy.today
      7·
      4 个月前

      Hey, FBI!

      For those who don’t know, Logsday is the fourth day of the week, right between Wednesday and Thursday. They took it from us in January 2003, and did everything so we would forget it existed in the first place. God knows what Machiavellian things they made it for.

  • leadore@lemmy.world
    8·
    4 个月前

    This explains why September, October, November and December no longer correspond to the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. When they took out logsday, everything shifted.

    • LostXOR@fedia.ioOP
      15·
      4 个月前

      It’s not you, that’s the government trying to kill you because you know too much about Logsday!

  • gex@lemmy.world
    6·
    4 个月前

    It was eliminated to cover up the existence of Logus, a planet located between Mercury and Venus