If I fits I ships
New fear unlocked
I’m always worried one of my cats may find the laundry machine barrel open and decided to take a nap in it… before I mindlessly stuff it with clothes and turn it on for a 4-hour cycle.
Poor kitty
Galena hopped inside a package full of products they were returning to Amazon.
How much are they returning that they could lose a cat amongst it all?
Do they think that Amazon is a rental service?
There are Amazon products intended to be sent back, like try before you buy. Or half the cheap junk you end up with instead of what you actually ordered.
Even a standard shoe company expects at least half the pairs to be returned, it’s just part of how online shopping for something that needs to fit works.
(I’m not supporting the model, is wasteful af, just saying, they could just be doing normal rural shopping.)
They failed the parenting test.
without her and her family’s knowledge, Galena hopped inside a package full of products they were returning to Amazon.
I wonder if someone in the family is “surprised” and “relieved” on the outside but very disappointed on the inside that their plan to get rid of the cat got foiled.
Right!? Like I’m sorry there’s no fucking way this was not intentional. So we are expected to believe this cat just stayed perfectly quiet and motionless while the box is getting taped up? Bet the cat was drugged and shipped. This is some Dennis Reynolds level fucked up shenanigans.
An employee of the return center opened the box and to her surprise, found Galena safe and sound.
The employee could have had a worse day…
Ok… I have a serious question. Why is there an XKCD for the weirdest possible reality?
🎶 And the cat came back, the very next day! Oh the cat came back! They thought he was a goner! 🎶
I already practice extreme paranoia with my furballs due to one of them sneaking into the reusable shopping bags and making it almost all the way to the car before I noticed my 8 year old seemed to be having trouble with what should have been empty bags.
