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Do a flip!
Please, old friend, don’t jump! Use another method that won’t damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.
At press time, reports confirmed firefighters had arrived to carry the man to the top floor.
He was lucky to have such good people supporting him to succeed.
I can only hope I’ll be so lucky.
"The people who love you want you dead, not injured!”.
That’s… Actually a very valid concern.
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