cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17896937
Unless you skipped sex ed class, you probably have at least a basic understanding of how babies are made. An egg (ovum) needs to be fertilised by sperm during a precise window in the menstrual cycle for life to happen.
Sexual intercourse provides optimal conditions for reproduction. But that doesn’t mean that every pregnancy happens this way. There are also examples of women conceiving in extremely rare circumstances that you’d expect to be impossible.
Via anal sex
Via oral sex (and one very heated argument)
Splash pregnancies
Double pregnancy
These examples are of course extremely rare – so you probably don’t need to worry too much. But if you aren’t looking to get pregnant anytime soon, be sure to use contraception.
TIL babies are stored in the anus.
That’s why children are sometimes little shits.
Some women have cloaca like chickens.
All women have “harsh internal genitalia”.
…and boobs like sandbags!
Do they?
I don’t know, I’ve never touched another human before.
Probably for the best as this article suggests even the lightest contact can lead to babies.
I need help. Someone ended up upvoting my top comment past 69…
that’s how lawyers are made
Yeah and pee is stored in the balls. Everyone knows that
“You’ll freak out when you discover where sperm is made and 11 other weird body facts.”
It can’t be the balls because that’s where the pee is stored?
That’s just science. It’s in the knees, which is why getting kneed in the balls hurts both parties. Also why you get “babies trapped in knees”.
Damn. I was wondering, thanks for clarifying
No problem. I have scienced before, so this isn’t my first rodeo (although I was dropped on my head in the last science rodeo so…).
Jfc the stabbing one. Life does find a way I guess.
Loophole got patched
Poophole got patched
FTFY
“It’s time we start trying less conventional ways of making a baby…”
“Like anal?!”
Or jizz on a knife and stab het in the abdomen.
Ovaries aren’t fused with the uterine ubes. Instead, the uterine tubes have tentacle like protrusions with cilia. Basically tiny tiny hairs that wiggle in a specific way. The body uses cilia to move stuff around. These protrusions’ function is to grab and transport the egg down the tube. When it fails, the fucker stays somewhere in the abdomen, and can result in an ectopic pregnancy.
The jizz knife should work, since the sperm can them migrate down the same tube towards the egg.
From the toilet seat?
It transpired that just before the knife fight had occurred, she had performed oral sex on her new partner. So when the surgery was done to repair her stomach wounds, it potentially washed any sperm that still existed around her abdominal cavity – allowing them to migrate towards and fertilise the ovum.
It’s called The Essex Special.
I’d call it the sus-sex special
The picture is confusing… It looked like spanking for a long while until the brain could put it together.
It’s designed as a Rorschach test, so if you see spanking…
I’m destined to be a distinguished airline pilot? Isn’t that how these things work?
That must be it.
You’re destined to be spanked
You know… If it happens, it happens. Whatcha gonna do?
Take turns with the copilot, obviously. Someone gotta keep flying the plane…
I don’t know why people are proud of getting pregnant. It really isn’t an achievement. The penis doesn’t even have to go into the vagina or be anywhere near it. Simply washing your cooch with sperm infested water can get you pregnant.
Intriguingly, the article says that is actually unlikely compared to getting it stabbed into you.
Simply washing your cooch with sperm infested water can get you pregnant.
How immaculate!
> Simply washing your cooch with sperm
infestedenhanced water can get you pregnant. How immaculate!JimmyBigSausageFlavoredWater
I don’t know why people clearly fail to read an article, yet still share their off-topic opinions. Maybe everyone is different!
No. We are all the same. Look around. We’re carbon copies of each other.
