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C#: So you just took java’s essay and changed the name?
/s
remove the /s switch, it’s funnier
Missed the opportunity to draw in a teapot for HTML.
Error 418
spoiler
I am not a teapot.
Language snobs be like
Java is too verbose, Assembly is best 🥴
Ok nobody actually wants to write Assembly, but that’s still what they sound like. Optimizing for number of characters you’d have to type if you used a text editor instead of an IDE, and dumb shit like that.
The Java hate is not about wanting to type fewer characters; it’s about
FactoryFactory
-type boilerplate nonsense adding conceptual bloat that obscures what the unit of code is actually trying to accomplish.