• SatyrSack@lemmy.oneEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I would slap you if I didn’t know you were going to get your own planet when you die.

    • omawarisan@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
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      2 months ago

      But here’s the thing, Jack. My Brother-Dad, which is Mormon for “Dad”, has more money than he knows what to do with.

      • SatyrSack@lemmy.oneEnglish
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        2 months ago

        Our opponent would like you to believe that Mitt Romney is a merman. Now, I know Mitt Romney does not live in the sea.

        A Mormon? Now, that’s crazy.