[Warning: wine-fuelled comment.]

Ancap is like making a good analysis of the situation, printing it, then using the print as toilet paper. Like, they get that there’s something wrong, that it has something to do with a ruling class, using the government to do its bidding, against the sad fucks (i.e. the rest of the population, including me and probably you). But then their skibidi solution is to double down on the bloody system that that bloody ruling class uses to screw with our lives dammit, namely capitalism!

And then there’s the libertarians. Or like I call them, “lolbertarians”. I know that the word is basically an euphemism for “fascist” in some countries, just like “patriot” is an euphemism for “nationalist”. But no, I’m talking specifically about the lolbertarians who don’t voice harmful views towards marginalised groups, who genuinely believe that capitalism will solve racism, sexism, bigotry, and my cat scratching my furniture. (Siegfrieda bitte.) Dunno what those fucks have been drinking but I want some too, it must be really nice to forget about reality like they do! BTW the hand of the market that masturbates their sexual organs has Parkinson’s, and its fluctuations screw us over badly.