FREQUENTLY QUESTIONED QUES- ugh, 9front did me dirty.
#-1 What is surrealism?
- Pure psychic automatism.
#0 Are you single?
- The lore of unix_surrealism, techno-mage and by extension the entirety of the Analog Nowhere universe is opensource. You are free to customize and add to it, as you see fit. However, upstream (me), is governed only by surrealism.
#1 What year was the Techno-Mage born?
- 2525
#2 How many OpenBlades are there
- Just the one. OpenBlade(AI) is/was/will-be(?) a prototypical technology developed by MilTek inc. in order to deal with the raising prices of gunpowder, commissioned by the UCSEAA . In 2374, MilTek would be acquired by MATA inc. The surviving hardware was recovered from the Museum of Open Technology by the one remaining blowfish, patched and gifted to the Techno-Mage in 2534.
#3 What’s UCSEAA?
- United Corporate States of Euro-Afro-America, a failed attempt at unifying (a portion of) the globe.
#4 What’s the deal with the socket in the grown-up Techno-Mage’s forehead?
- That’s OpenWellington, only 6 were ever produced. It’s a bus that allows its user to interface with machines. As opposed to the vastly popular MATA developed Jack2Head, OpenWellington does not transmit any data to centralized servers. OpenWellington was developed by Charles Wellington, the original author of OpenBladeAI, the operating system of the (inappropriately) named OpenBlade hardware.
#5 What is the Corpo-Foss war?
- a global conflict between corporations and the remainder of free people. The war would end in 2449 inconclusively. Most of the planet reduced to deserts, with corpo-controlled enclaves spread about, known as METACITIES.
#6 Are you sucking out all these answers out of your thumb?
- There are about 400 posts somewhere in the fediverse under the #unix_surrealism tag, which may yield more information, but, yes, I am sucking it out of my thumb. And I don’t even like it - most of the time.
#7 What does the techno-mage run?
- she runs BSD
#8 What is MATA?
- the big bad
#9 What’s the point?
- exactly.
#10 If there was a wikipedia page made about unix_surrealism, who would be in the influences section?
- Marcel Duchamp, Jindrich Styrsky, Andre Breton, Vitezslav Nezval, qrstuv
#11 Who is the face of unix_surrealism?!
- Jindřich Štyrský
#12 Who?
- Huh?
How is the Techno-Mage able to carry the Bash manual?
Strict diet:
What is the Techno Mage’s last name?
n/a
What is the Techno Mage’s first name?
ditto
And what is the address of the Techno Mage’s current residence?
Best I can do:
n/a n/a
172 miles east of Metacity #3486
Somewhere close to Foss Town 4/1
00000
UCSEAA
No phones nor credit cards, sorry.
Okay, thank you. And what is the Techno Mage’s father’s name?
Actually her first name is the same as her father’s. Some could says it’s strange for a girl to have a boy’s name, but it’s a different time over there.
Is the flying puffy the techno-mage’s system ? If yes, what’s the hostname ?
In the year 2532, an elder of a tribal village in the Wild calls for a young child. The girl is told to venture into the world to seek out the mythical FISH of the blowfish clan. After an eventful journey, she tracks it down and enters into the FISH’s tutelage to learn the trade of a unix techno-mage (a role highly persecuted by the gov-corp).
The actual origin of this particular Puffy is uncertain, but it’s generally understood to be the last of its kind. The girl only refers to it as ‘Master’. In several issues of ‘Techno-Mage’ it is revealed that the FISH is indeed mechanical, but as most free machines of this age, possesses full sentience - (see 'Techno-Mage in AMBUSH: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/336634).
The girl eventually grows up and becomes the revered Techno-Mage, to an extent a blowfish herself, certainly thanks to the OpenWellington brainbus inside her forehead, which was in her youth used to install OpenBSD inside her [brain].
In episode #92 ‘Root’, when the Master is gone and the mage is an adult, it is revealed that the MATA corporation managed to recover a baby-Puffy. The mage sets out to rescue it and raise it herself. This is the little Puffy seen to accompany the Techno-Mage in certain portrayals. The baby could be perceived as the mage’s system, but due to its machine sentience, it is not referred to as such.
The mage does have a laptop from 2006, given to her by the Master during her studies, which runs a BSD system, hostname ‘Spike.’
Do you actively use BSD
Yes. In fact most of the pictures here are made on freebsd. The few monochrome ones are drawn in uxn on openbsd. or 9front, which I like to use to remind myself I’m too stupid to use computers.