𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔

Your voice and speech cadence are genuinely GOD TIER. I swear to god people would pay money to get narrated by a voice HALF as good as yours! Take pride in that

borf

Oh I’m using a cool font in my display name (got it here), but some apps have issues rendering those characters for some reason ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Hello fren

if it looks like a duck…

“Sanald Sruump”

This punctuation is 100% correct for reading it in a Christopher Walken cadence

“Dealer, this joker that I have in my pocket means this card is scored twice”

May the revolution bring them either extended prison time in the worst conditions or the bladed traditional french justice method

It’s not just satire on the internet, it’s satire anywhere. It is now very clear that a good proportion of the public actually are that bad, so it is hard to tell if the person making the statement is saying it satirically or is actually one of those people

Comedy in 30 years: Ow my balls

Ape together strong

Same here buddy! I try to limit plastic use as much as possible, or reuse any plastic items I already have as much as I can to reduce consumption

Given the username, the immediate emotional reaction when expecting damage to ocean life is understandable

Yeah there’s definitely some exaggeration, which does technically mean that it is imaginary.

This is beautiful! But honestly, how imaginary is it really?

Ah fair enough! That’s not on you if you’ve gotta use tts

Edit: I just realised I typed text to speach when I meant speech to text (which you clearly said lol)

Please take better care of yourself than your parents did! You deserve to feel taken care of <3

You can say “shit” on this website, buddy. It’s okay to use creative language

They see us Palestinians so poorly, that they’d straight up rather KILL THEMSELVES than be captured.