Bold of you to lie to my face and say that when Shadowheart exists.

I’m not going to throw shade, actually. There’s no shame in being the least sexy person in the sexy people club. And the good news is, if you wanna have fun with him, he’s already in his tent waiting for you.

I added a mod that allows me to have up to 16 people in the party at once, and yet Halsin still found a way to remain in camp.

Do centaurs count as furry? Centaurs are half-regular-person and half-regular-bestiality, and furries always seemed like a bit more of a blend.

Not counting Tabaxi, Leonins, Shifters, Minotaurs, Satyrs, Harengons, Loxodons, Giffs, and potentially Bugbears? No, I don’t think so. Because Yuan-ti, Lizardfolks, Dragonborns, Tortles, Kobolds, Locathahs and Grungs count as scalies. And I think Aarakocras, Kenkus and Owlins count as feathery.

Wait, how are we handling druids? Cause they can be any race…

Have you ever thought about taking him on a trip to El Dorado?

“What do they look like?”
“Middle sliders on the character creator.”

“Any motivations?”
“Do quests to earn money.”

“How about a backstory?”
“Did quests and earned money.”

Yes, but not in the way you’re hoping. It’s not a joke meaning “it didn’t happen”, but it’s a joke in the way everything this chucklefuck does is a joke.

I don’t think you can make Karlach out of flammable materials.

“With your money, I can convince someone richer than you to invest before you cash out.”

Nah, it’d need to be a sexy man. Otherwise, there’s no way fascists will listen to her.

Those are words behind him. He’s monologuing.

I absolutely love the story of how she duelled a man, stabbed him, he sent an apology letter to her in which he praised her skill, and then she slept with him.

And my favourite part of the “burned down a convent to run off with one of the nuns” story is how they broke up a few months later. This is a girl who will commit arson for a girl, and it won’t even be a serious relationship.

It is actually a good strategy to dilute the term Dungeon Master into a general phrase, because that means Hasbro can’t enforce their copyright. For instance, Aspirin is a brand name, but it’s such a generic term that anyone in the US can call their product Aspirin without risk.

Yeah, and my D&D campaigns involve a police state run by nepo-babies, equipped with stolen technology and a fascist militia. So surely the D&D one should ALSO be Elon, right?

…Wait, so running D&D and setting the players against Belon Husk isn’t what you’re meant to do? Or do you think it’s fine, so long as he’s a sorcerer or something?

You went through a lot of effort to avoid saying “Roberto”

Watching US politics is like watching a rich jerk in a suit and bowler hat walk into a clown restaurant, loudly berate the staff, order a pie with lots and lots of cream on top, then he eats the pie and leaves. I was expecting something different, and I’m a little disappointed.

The chatGPT one is the onion-est of the lot! Openly acknowledging your topic is bollocks in the very headline is such an onion thing to do!

It has been a while since I’ve seen the movie, so I looked it up to make sure. Her power is to borrow other people’s powers through physical contact. Essentially, if contact is short and he can regain his power fast enough (which he does), he’s fine. Those few seconds his regeneration helps with are all he needs.

Her touch isn’t instant death, but it’s fast enough that it makes no difference to most people. His regeneration can keep up, but barely. And at the end of the first movie, he does touch her.