Mbourgon everywhere@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago"Programming Sucks"www.stilldrinking.orgexternal-linkmessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: freeasm@awful.systemsprogramming@programming.dev
arrow-up13arrow-down1external-link"Programming Sucks"www.stilldrinking.orgMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square14linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: freeasm@awful.systemsprogramming@programming.dev
minus-squarenaught@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago The only reason coders’ computers work better than non-coders’ computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad. Well… said?
minus-squareMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoWhich is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.
minus-squareraldone01@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-25 months agoPid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That’s not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.
Well… said?
Which is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.
opens htop threateningly
Pid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That’s not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.