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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some temporary shortfalls due to the avian flu, I want to let all our loyal customers know that we will continue to sell delicious, farm-fresh eggs by […]
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