While sitting on the Toilet, I had the idea of peeling the one half of the mango to be able to use the other half as a handle. It however unfortunately didnāt prevent the the sloppy and juicy mango goodness to get all over my hands and face. So John Oliver is still right.
My grandpa used to tell ugly people (and me) that āYouāve got a head like a half sucked mangoā - he was right on the money I think.