I just realised that I am in fact subscribed to this. Fuck that!
BWAH-ha-HA-HA! I still find it humorous I’m refusing to subscribe, upon pure principle.
let me guess, you’re also subscribed to Amazon prime, and you have a BMW with a monthly subscription to use the heated seats option you already paid for 🤣
just kidding. i hope.
I bought a washer and a dryer that just so happens to include WiFi for “smart” features. I refuse to use the smart features because I’d have to subscribe to their cloud services. It’s not worth it to me. And who needs WiFi on laundry?
Yup! You’re in the right Lemmy community for that! Express all your “smart” laundry machine grievances in !FuckSubscriptions@lemmy.world
You say that like I own a washing machine.
Well I was talking to dohpaz42, not you.
I WOULD NEVER
subscribe to a car. I am subscribed to a three wheeled bicycle helmet service.
three wheeled bicycle helmet service.
…what do you need wheels on your helmet for?
I don’t. I subscribe because it’s a service I believe in.
Please explain your three-wheeled bicycle helmet service.
I was gonna subscribe to this blief too, but the iront was too much
LOL are you drunk right now
i do not subscribe to alcoholism
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