Here’s 87 lbs of potatos…and a 15 gallonjar of mayonaise, and 88 rolls of paper towels…and a single spoonful of oregano in a jar. Because oregano is never sold in large quantities.

That recap show, will that be in spanish? And will the shows we get just be a 1:1 airing? Or are they going to do what WWE does, and have a dedicated spanish announce team?

Ok, here’s what you do. Basic step 1, and I can’t believe I even have to say this…but you GOTTA show up 45 minutes late, and completely wasted. Wearing clothes that have been worn daily for years, but never once washed.

Then, you INSIST there’s no drugs in your system, and you’ll give them a free urine sample right now! That’s when you whip out your cock, and power wash the judges face with your urine from 10 feet away.

Next…you need to INSIST you know the legal proceedings of a court better than the judge, the baliff, the cops in the courthouse, any public defenders or lawyers in attendance. YOU get to tell THEM what to do. Rememer, you’re entitled to everything you demand. They’ll respect you so much more for knowing how these things work. You’d be surprised how many disrespectful assholes show up in a suit, with combed hair, and brushed teeth, totally sober! It’s a disgrace that they would accept responsibility by saying they made a mistake, and plead no contest. How do they expect to have anal sex with the judge, and super models, and do cocaine, when there’s no reason for them to fear you. That’s how the world works!

What if I never heard of these games, and my reaction is “meh”?

Oh cool! I’m sure people have been waiting for this!

…also, what is it?

Contain coolant? Were these machines internally air conditioned???

What if it weren’t a donation? What if the situation were a once annual subscription where your use of the software is reliant on that subscription cost?

Yes, I realize KDE is still open source, but what if they did this anyways?

That’s why I don’t listen to certain people on certain subjects. They’re too emotionally attatched.

I don’t listen to Pritchard about McMahon. I don’t listen to Cornette about Russo. I don’t listen to Bischoff about AEW/Meltzer. And I don’t listen to Russo.

Bret Hart is a weird case. He’s negative about everything, but he’s not lying per se. He just has this ability to see things from a very true, but also very negative perspective.

Yes Goldberg WAS an unsafe worker who was very green. Yes Bret DID have it in his contract for creative control when he left. Yes it’s true that Owens accident was entirely preventable, stupid, and irresponsible on WWFs part all the way through.

And I fully understand WHY he has a right to feel negatively about each of those things. But he’s made it his entire personality to be bitter about those things. He’s not wrong, and he’s not lying, but he’s so negative so often, and he won’t shut up about it that you start to treat him like the other names I mentioned. The other names fully do lie about those topics. Bret’s not lying, but his approach to life lumps him in with the other guys. Especially the screwjob. That’s the one he most should have moved on by now, especially since he takes no responsibility for his role in it. That one he should have been over by 1999.

I mean…you say “probably”, but that’s actually a direct quote. They legitimately said that, word for word.

Hey! Whoa! That’s a bit misleading, don’t you think?

He’s more of a shit buffet. A never ending supply of shit!

Let’s at least be accurate!

Found the guy buying Nestle products.

You slow blink. This is you telling the cat “I don’t see you as a threat. I feel comfortable around you.”

Or you could show them your belly. Tracy Morgan style. Just show your belly. It says to the cat “This is my most vunerable part of my body. And unlike you, I only have TWO nipples. Which means I am less vunerable then you! Six nipples is more weak points than two nipples! Now bow before me, god of the Egyptian roman times empire! I can crush you like a bug with my belly, which as we’re established is the most vunerable part of the body!”

And they slow blink back to you!!!

Oh! Oh you wanna go??? I’ll slow blink right back, bitch!!! I’ll have a slow blink war!!! We’ll see who’s not a threat!!! I even invade your privacy, and steal the poops you burried in that box!!! I’m taking them awwwaaayyyyy…

Well, they’re ghosts NOW…

I mean…which flavor are the enemas?

Is it concerning that me reading your comment didn’t narrow it down WHICH comment you were replying to AT ALL for me? 100% of the time I need to click the context button to know whatevery anyone is talking about. My comments range from the politically divisive, to the absurdist satire, to stories of days gone by…and any story involving me is already going to be weird.

I miss myspace. But then I started thinking about it. If MySpace came back, 100% exactly as it was in 2006, I don’t think I could use it. Too many privacy concerns in the modern day.

So I DO miss MySpace, but I guess I also miss the innocence of 2006’s lack of privacy concerns too.

Not a god damned thing!

hits you in the head with a steel chair like in pro-wrestling

C’mon. Lemmy.World users aren’t aggressive!!! That’s a misconception!

throws salt in your eyes

juggles kittens

Meow meow meow meow meow meow <----- That’s the kittens meowing, because they’re having a such a good time, but it’s still kind of scary! But it’s October season! It’s spooky scary time!!!

People on reddit used to think I was lying about stuff I did in my youth, because nobody would do those things today. I absolutely did them. I wasn’t on drugs, most of the time, I’m just a weird person who stopped giving a FUUUUUUUCK about people in kindergarten when I gave Tim Caldwell a teenage mutant ninja turtles fruit pie…and he FUCKING THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!! I’m sorry, you do NOT throw a 1980s green ooze TMNT hostess fruit pie ON THE FUCKING GROUND when a fat kid gives you one! You treasure that shit, that he thought highly enough of you to give you one! It was at that moment I realized that other people do no matter. I’m the greatest human being alive, and I no longer need to worry about other people or the consequences of my actions.

So I threw my pants down, threw him to the ground, and sat on his face. Nothing sexual. I was 5. So was he. I was just humiliating him on the school yard, by shoving my butt in his face.

But on reddit, they would say things like “Pics or it didn’t happen!”. And I would reply “Let me get this straight…you want me to send you pictures of my bare ass when I was 5 years old? Even if those pictures existed, sending them, or even having them in my OWN possesion would be highly illegal!”

They didn’t think that through. But I’m not a troll. I’m just an idiot.