Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agoFederal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremonytheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square113linkfedilinkarrow-up1625arrow-down14
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minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down2·1 month agoPraise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoCoincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).
Praise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
Coincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).