I used to work in a metal fab shop years ago. There were a couple of the guys on my shift who would drive to the bar down the road for lunch, drink as much hard liquor as they could in 25 minutes, and then come back to work. The ones who didn’t go to the bar instead stepped out back and smoked a joint.

It did leave the break room nice and quiet for me during lunch.

Seems like I’d you’re that much of an alcoholic you should just go for the gold and bring your own liquor.

Shits expensive