• FireTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 months ago

      This is an implied warranty of merchantability issue. They said boneless and it had a bone. In your watermelon example if you were hospitalized it’d be a valid claim to make.

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        3 months ago

        Noted. I’ll see you in the ER after I go in for an existential breakdown. If words don’t mean what they say they mean, what does anything mean? See a shrink, get labeled with PTSD, then I can sue the shit out of faceless corporate shitbags.

        The new American dream.