Alt text: a screenshot of a microblog post with the text “you walking down an alleyway with a gram of weed in your pocket, who would you rather catch you?” Below are two pictures side by side. One of Kamala Harris and the other of Batman.

    • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      1 month ago

      Can’t. Curse stole all your money. And killed you dad, dog, and three Marthas.

      Oh and you’re a rabid shrew-person now. 'Cuzza curse.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
        2·
        1 month ago

        So Batman could help people by building a new city a few hamburger stadiums away & arrange for free transport there?

        Then only owls & masked weirdos would remain.
        Or some of them might get minimum wage jobs in the new BatWay city.