“Steal a little, they throw you in jail. Steal a lot, they make you a king”.

I remember when the NES Mini first came out a few years ago I was on Nextdoor and some lady was trying to sell off 5 of them for twice what they were worth. Several people commented on her post saying not to buy from scalpers, and she kept getting upset saying she “bought them for her son who didn’t want them”, but then wouldn’t say anything else when someone asked why she thought her son needed 5 of them when he apparently hadn’t even wanted one in the first place lol