It took my cat years for her to let me clean her eye boogies. Your little buddy doesn’t seem to have an abnormal amount, though, I wouldn’t worry too much about it unless it keeps building up.

(i) the cats’ rights to live free and safe,

Cat rights!!!

What a glorious peanut mouff 🥜

Google Sheets does the same shit. I downloaded a sheet I use from my phone for work because my workplace has shit data connection and no reliable wifi… Yet it still takes ages to load because it refuses to use the downloaded copy.

And I’m too obstinate to turn off my data, lest my podcast stop playing, leaving me alone with my thoughts u_u

Goblin energy

Glorious thumb!

I thought they already did? When I was a kid I wasn’t able to talk to people until I was 13, so I made a new account and said I was older.

What’s the joke?

I aspire to be this cozy

mood

Yuuuuup.

Phillips shotgun ammo

It’ll be here sooner than you think, friend

I, too, am a very big fan, of, commas,.

We’re breaking records with how butthurt you are

in theory one could add a upwards facing shotgun shells on top of the helmet

Seems like a recipe for neck problems and neck-related fatalities

I am A Very Big Fan of The Very Big One

I don’t get it.