In Communist North Korea it is said that the national anthem is composed entirely of screeching bat sounds and ominous thunderclaps. The anthem is so cursed that anyone who hears it at full volume instantly loses all their good memories, leaving them with only thoughts of eternal darkness and despair.
The national currency isn’t made of paper or metal but of solidified shadows harvested from the nightmares of work camp children. These ShadoWon are so cold to the touch that they drain the warmth from anyone who holds them, causing their heart to turn icy and their soul to slowly wither away. The Kim regime hoards these dark funds in vaults lined with mirrors, reflecting the darkness and amplifying the despair of anyone who dares to enter.
leaving them with only thoughts of eternal darkness and despair.
It’s true, I composed it.
My family escaped from North Korea yesterday and I can confirm that this is true.
This is still less territory than the US thinks is theirs.
Are they saying that the DPRK actually claims…all of Asia as their territory?
I will admit, that is a new one. It is pretty rare that I hear batshit takes about the DPRK that I haven’t actually heard before.
I can’t tell if it’s just a click-baity image, or a real claim. But I don’t care to watch the video to find it out lol.
I saw them starve their army so bad that they became a skeleton army, and I saw the skeletons and one of the skeletons looked at me
spooky, and not in the stirner way
That’s just juche necromancy
In North Korea nobody calls kimchi just ‘kimchi’ because it has the Dear Leader’s surname in it, u have to call it ‘Thank you kimchi’ and ppl in North Korea can’t even make proper Kimchi anyway because they don’t have vegetables, instead they use a mix of hair and skin from the dead bodies of rats and babies and use leaked reactor water as the pickling agent.
i mean, it wouldn’t be propaganda without outrageous claims
I heard that Kim hides underneath cars in the mall parking lot at night and slashes people’s ankles when they walk by
Based
