‘Lemmygrad’s resident expert on fascism’ — GrainEater, 2024
‘The political desperadoes and ignoramuses, who say they would “Rather be Dead than Red”, should be told that no one will stop them from committing suicide, but they have no right to provoke a third world war.’ — Morris Kominsky, 1970
DA JOOS - I mean (((zionists)))
I would fully expect this casual erasure of anticolonial Jews from conservatives, but seeing a presumable socialist take part in it almost enrages me. Don’t anti‐Zionist Jews deserve a chance to be heard, instead of being dismissed out of hand with fake statistics like ‘99% of Jews are Zionist’ or some other bullshit excuse? I’m tired of it.
I had not heard of that particular work (which I now have thanks to you), nor was I aware of all those details, but I was aware that the Nuremberg trials were half‐assed, especially towards the end. John J. McCloy and to a less extent Leon Jaworski sabotaged the already inadequate trials because the Allied anticommunists considered us to be a far more important threat than the Axis and its surviving personnel.
Oh man, it’s been so long and I tried so many that I can’t possibly offer a certain answer… but a good candidate is JumpStart Preschool, which I (barely) remember playing on a Windows computer. Otherwise, it could have been The Busy World of Richard Scarry Busytown, Richard Scarry’s How Things Work in Busytown, Gus Goes to Cyberopolis, Fisher-Price Ready for School: Kindergarten, Fisher-Price Learning in Toyland, Fisher Price Great Adventures: Pirate Ship, or Nick Jr Play Math!
There are many more that I could name, like Oddballz, Pajama Sam in No Need to Hide When it’s Dark Outside, Ozzie’s World, Sesame Street: Numbers, Mr. Potato Head Activity Pack, Play-Doh Creations, and Candy Land Adventure, but I am less sure of those. Finally, there are those titles that I simply can’t find again. There was a point‐and‐click program that mainly took place in a spaceship, and another one where a character said ‘I brush my teeth before I go to bed every night!’, but I’ll be damned if I can find videos of those.
I’m surprised that they made handhelds! I was always under the impression that Soviet video games were more like experimental curiosities than a visible industry. The situation was similar in the Anglosphere back in the 1950s and ’60s: there was not much of a market for them, so they were hard to find (unless you were a computer scientist).
Okay, no more sarcasm: what do they get out of this? Seriously, what is the point? I am guessing that they honestly don’t know that we have already read or heard these generic opinions umpteen thousand times already, but what do they expect from restating them as blandly and insubstantially as possible? Is a reply like ‘you’re wrong’ or ‘I don’t like this source’ supposed to utterly blow our minds away? Can they simply not think of anything better to do with their time? What is the fucking point of any of this?
Oh wow. I never realized that before. Thanks for red‐pilling me.
Here is the complete and comprehensive list of all of the antisocialists and anticommunists who shall be concerned about this:
We can’t even fucking sneeze without anticommunists screaming ‘genocide denial’ at us, but they can dismiss out of hand meticulous research attributing massacres to them like it’s absolutely nothing.
ONE HUNDRED FORTY‐FIVE
MILLION
STRAIGHT
WHITE
CAPITALIST
MEN!
The Axis and its collaborators exterminated five to six million Jews (and people who were legally Jewish) through bullets, explosives, hangings, fire, willful negligence (leading to dehydration, hypothermia, emaciation, illnesses, and suicides), involuntary experiments, and hand‐to‐hand combat, in addition to the poisoning. Uncommon methods included drowning, vivisepulture, and running vehicles over victims.
I know that this sounds pedantic, but I have seen with my own eyes how the misconception that the Third Reich exterminated six million Jews through gas chambers alone has made it easier for militant anticommunists to deny the Shoah. I also feel like mentioning that while the Fascists did refer to Jews like Herschel Grynszpan and Theodore N. Kaufman as justifications for antisemitism, the Axis’s motives for committing the Shoah were more complex than those.
The U.S.A. won the Vietnam War
And for my next trick: irrefutable anticommunist logic that the real winners of World War II were the Axis powers.
Edelweiss, Edelweiss,
Small and white
Clean and bright
Blossom of snow
May you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss,
Bless my homeland forever
It helps to think of imperialism and neoimperialism as parasitic relations between privileged states and unprivileged ones. Beijing is almost certainly expecting some mutual benefits in the long term from its investments, but I have not seen anything suggesting that said investments are highly conditional or designed to keep the recipients dependent on them indefinitely.
That is what distinguishes the PRC from neoimperialist régimes like Imperial America, which value immediate returns and bully unprivileged states (e.g. Panama) into submission when they try to grow independently.
democracy
Where?
My family escaped from North Korea yesterday and I can confirm that this is true.
Deprogramming the foreign Jews who choose to stay might be challenging. (Unless they’re houseless. Houseless people can’t afford to be picky.)
I’ve seen it for years. They pointlessly mention the PRC or the DPRK because they can’t think of much else when they think ‘censorship’ (or ‘bad things’ more generally). The FRG destroying thousands of irreplaceable documents? Literally China. The CIA excising thousands of documents on anticommunist atrocities in Guatemala? Literally North Korea. It doesn’t matter how trivial or irrelevant the problem is, either. Somebody deleting your boring posts? Literally Tiananmen Square.
I am just dumbfounded right now. Isn’t the Shoah supposed to be so sacred to their society that nobody should even compare it to the Meds Yeghern? Whatever it is, they’re unwittingly equating their own army with the Shoah’s perpetrators, because we know now that the IOF intentionally massacred many of the victims. Good job making yourselves look completely fucking boneheaded.
Oh G‐d, I hate this meme so much.
Not only is it another shallow, poorly substantiated conclusion that became popular through sheer repetition, it is so obnoxiously angsty that I can’t roll my eyes hard enough.
Many anticommunists are undoubtedly going to suspend their horseshoe theorism to defend celebrations like this one by insisting that the Soviet Union was worse than the Axis, and that many Eurasians had ‘no choice’ but to collaborate with the latter, so it’s O.K. for these Europeans to honour Axis collaborators while destroying Soviet monuments.
It is a helpful reminder that my work is necessary. Many otherwise educated adults believe that they understand Fascism and can explain why it was wrong, but it quickly becomes apparent hearing them speak or seeing them write that their understanding is really quite shallow.
A couple of years ago I saw an anticommunist on X (formerly known as Twitter) comment ‘duh!’ with regards to antifascism, but she seriously classified the BRV as both communist and fascist simultaneously, with the justification being that she lives there and therefore her opinion is an objective fact.