The Nationalists won the Chinese Civil War

The U.S.A. won the Vietnam War

And for my next trick: irrefutable anticommunist logic that the real winners of World War II were the Axis powers.

Edelweiss, Edelweiss,
Small and white
Clean and bright
Blossom of snow
May you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss,
Bless my homeland forever