Calm down y’all. It’s just a mountain lion getting laid.

Stop sawing their leg and put the gag back on

I stop screaming

Begin marking my territory with urine

Scream louder to assert dominance

Wait for the players to start brainstorming ideas on what it could have been before selecting my favorite and statting it up.

“” Fuck! They’ve started without me again!!! "

Worse - you hear bagpipes.

Listen patiently to the screaming and wait for my turn.

Panicking, i quickly toss the body aside from the bridge and start running.

Calmly ask the neighbor banshee to keep it down, I’m trying to watch Ow! My Balls.

Complain about the person who gives a peacock as a wedding present.

Go check what causes them grabbing my axe along the way.