The existence of many strange and unique fetishes in humans would imply that Neanderthals were somebody’s kink at one time

Yeah but where am I gonna find a chest plate in my size?

If men’s formal wear looked like this I’d get dressed up more often

I’m scared shirtless.

This is clearly not The Good Place so you can say “shit.”

That otter’s name? Jebediah Kerman.

It’s just a little jaunt to Ike to grab a Kerbal for a contract. How hard could it be?

Thanks to OP for reminding me to check my staging

Doesn’t anybody want to talk about Rampart?

If that’s your take on this comic I suggest you read more history. Particularly about the enclosures of the commons in late 18th and early 19th century England.

Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred

Life… don’t talk to me about life…

I’ve been wondering why I have a pain in all the diodes down my left side

Lina Khan looking fierce in that thumbnail. That’s what I’m voting for in November.

It’s well-established that everyone who got the vax is dead, including me, so this tracks.

I got the boosters so I’m extra-super dead

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Can I just retreat to a dank cave like I normally do in the summer?

Part of the reason why we wheel semi-conscious nonagenarians into Congress to vote on bills is because committee memberships and chair seats are given to people with seniority. So if you can hang onto a seat for a long time, you get a lot more power to determine what comes up for a vote.

If we implemented term limits we’d have to figure out a different way to determine who’s on what committee, at the very least.

The tale of the B Ark is a warning. The civilization that sent it died due to a disease spread on telephones. All that was left was the worst of them, which became us.

One of the most believable things about Starship Troopers and The Expanse was that the Mormons were colonizing other worlds, ostensibly for religious liberty.

Zaphod had way more rizz