• Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    2 months ago

    Protecting his heterosexuality at all costs. If a single phallus shaped food breaches his mouth he might lose control and turn gay.

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      Like JD Vance, he may be tricked into thinking he’s gay when, in reality, he’s totally straight. All straight people accidentally think they’re gay sometimes, right?