My dad’s home town! I always enjoyed my visits there.

Ooh I’ve played this total war map, it’s fun in defense.

Archers on the walls, spearmen in front of the gate. Trebuchets inside the walls for counter-artillery fire. Cavalry positioned at the side gates ready for a flanking counterattack.

When the battle starts you should give a long drunken speech in front of your troops about how the enemy sucks and how we are awesome.

How much would you need giant earthen ramparts on an island? Isn’t the water your wall at that point.

This looks like a new type of organelle