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“If your ejaculation is glossy, you might be ill.”
“Here it is. How am I?”
“You’re well. Cum matte.”
“I jizzed in the drinking water hole”
“Ugh, don’t fancy your well-cum, Matt”
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Your very funny! 😃 (SCNR)
There’s a podcast I used to listen to that ends the intro with “and there is no welcome mat” and in one episode they immediately welcomed a guest named Matt.
