• hexadence@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    2 months ago

    “If your ejaculation is glossy, you might be ill.”

    “Here it is. How am I?”

    “You’re well. Cum matte.”

    • Mr_Blott@feddit.ukEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      “I jizzed in the drinking water hole”

      “Ugh, don’t fancy your well-cum, Matt”