I really don’t want to go into work tomorrow.
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Granted, but it’s a work retreat.
Your belly distends and you feel a horrible pain. Congratulations, it’s a boy! Enjoy your two whole weeks of maternity leave. And don’t worry about giving insufficient notice, your employer will just deduct it from your vacation time.
Oh god that’s horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.