The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world · 6 months agoSkepticismlemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down11
arrow-up169arrow-down1imageSkepticismlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoExcept lightning travels at 270,000 mph, therefore it is literally impossible that their moves were “fast as lightning.”
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoLightning travels much slower when it’s doing kung-fu moves.
minus-squareLinecutter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoThat’s the speed of lightning in a vacuum, the speed of lightning in a dojo is significantly slower. In fact scientists believe that it can be brought to a crawl visible to normal human vision using a Tai Chi doping process. (Vacuum: Yes, i know)
Except lightning travels at 270,000 mph, therefore it is literally impossible that their moves were “fast as lightning.”
Lightning travels much slower when it’s doing kung-fu moves.
That’s the speed of lightning in a vacuum, the speed of lightning in a dojo is significantly slower. In fact scientists believe that it can be brought to a crawl visible to normal human vision using a Tai Chi doping process. (Vacuum: Yes, i know)