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      3 months ago

      Yeah that salami really rubbed against that pickle…

      I thought that was going to be just a food pun but when I was done writing it out it felt more sexual than culinary. Whatever, I’m leaving it.

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      The question is whether it’s tongue in cheek, or if he’s genuinely that terrified of having a gap in his resumé…

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        Jesus christ, the people on this platform…

        Do you really think they’re keeping the fact they’ve been to prison on the down low? It’s a joke at their own expense.

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          What’s kind of funny about this response is that the other post reads like a deadpan joke, to me, based on the premise there is no limit to the crazy you can find on LinkedIn.