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Wouldn’t you invite me in? 🥰
Definitely coming over to ask for some sugar
😈
The neighborly thing to do is give you space to do your thing.
The porn-logic thing to do is offer assistance.
I’ll definitely be dropping by a housewarming basket and inviting you to the next barbecue.
Great 😈
Politely inform you that you’re visible from my house. I’d assume you’d be mortified and end up pleasantly surprised when you weren’t. I would probably then go home alone, completely oblivious to your flirtations until 2 years later when I kick myself for the rest of my life.
Why did you have to personally attack me on the day of our lord, Saturn?
Breathe heavily in the bushes.
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