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minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·11 days agoThen they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 days agoThey will be aerodynamically immortal.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoThen they will be comfortably immortal.
minus-squareshawnofthedead_@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoWhat if they are fans of Evanescence?
minus-squareNoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·11 days agoThis is what I mean by functionally.
What if they get eated
Then they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.
What if they get yeeted?
They will be aerodynamically immortal.
What if they get seated?
Then they will be comfortably immortal.
What if they are fans of Evanescence?
Then they’re My Immortal.
This is what I mean by functionally.