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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21528695
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Put on my robe and wizard hat
Now, THERE is a vintage internet reference, if there ever was one.
I think it may be appreciated by this one.
I cast level 99 Eroticism.
Are gals allowed to answer? I would kneel down before her.
Open the door and say “mail’lady.”
Make preparations for another crusade
Stay at home dipshit you’d end just like barbarossa
Bringing protection to the first date might be presumptuous, but hey, sometimes that’s the vibe
You must be her squire, better start learning how to don armor and sharpening swords. Shes the knight in the relationship.
dreams do come true
Only for good little squires
Ask if she needs a healer or damage dealer
Joust?
Well I had us scheduled for couples jousting so it’s good to see that she’s prepared.
Invite her in for a crusader kings sesh
Marry.
Show her my Excalibur. ⚔
But only Arthur can pull it.
That could be awkward.
Bea Arthur
