Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.
It seems to me, the reason this was found for the first time, is because this was the first time someone bothered to look.
Mine got BIG plastics.
Or something
If you apply a steady “milking” motion to the penis over several minutes, you will eventually coax it into releasing some microplastics from the tip. Believe me, if feels good to get rid of those microplastics.
Practicing this regularly will keep your penis microplastic-free.
Hi I’m an expert at removing microplastics. Fellas, if you’re finding them in your penis - contact me.
It was only a matter of time, they first found microplastics in a man’s testicles. Scientists finding microplastics in a man’s penis was bound to happen sooner or later. Hopefully, this will inject a strong sense of fervor in the quest to filter or destroy microplastics in the environment. Also, to reduce the usage of plastic in general!
(Tim Meadows voice) “Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, but I do not think there should be plastic in a man’s wang”
I know, I put them there
I’ve kind of accepted my fate as an organic container that holds plastic.
CIRCLE -> LIFE -> OF