Monkey’s paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency

half a mil a year. im not greedy

I would die of sleep deprivation or maybe heat stroke so thanks but can’t!

I like scratchy wool.

1 trillion dollar per day

Not much. I wear them regularly.

Enough so that I can pay the AC bill during the night, cause healthy sleep requires low temperatures.

Besides that, I will ask for as much as I can get away with.

I can just put a shirt or something between me and the sweater to reduce the scratch

I rather die piss poor than not sleeping comfortable.

100K per year if I can stop and lose that continued money at any time.

No amount of money could ever determine me to so drastically reduce the quality of my life, let alone my sleep.

I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.

Do I have to keep it on during sex?

I’m going to say 1millon per month.

You people are underselling yourselves.

A thousand a night, indexed to inflation. First year in advance, and then payment every morning after that, with the condition that if you miss one night, it’s all over.

I think the ongoing payment adds a bit of spice to it. Do you set a goal of X dollars and stop then? Will you be ordered by the court to continue wearing it for alimony for your gold digging ex wife that you met in the first year? Will the temptation of easy money for minor suffering slowly drive you insane? Time will tell.

Enough to meet the needs of me and my loved ones for the rest of our lives. I already can’t fucking sleep in comfortable conditions