PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoBasic American etiquettelemmy.worldimagemessage-square167fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down131
arrow-up11.11Karrow-down1imageBasic American etiquettelemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square167fedilink
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoNo, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoIndeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWhy wouldn’t you want butter over the whole face of the toast? What kind of monster are you?
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoThe kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.
minus-squareOpenStars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoI was thinking the opposite: who needs the: toast, egg, or plates underneath - the coffee is mandatory though. Bacon on a paper towel needs less clean-up afterwards. :-P
No, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.
Unironically yes.
Indeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.
Why wouldn’t you want butter over the whole face of the toast? What kind of monster are you?
The kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.
I was thinking the opposite: who needs the: toast, egg, or plates underneath - the coffee is mandatory though. Bacon on a paper towel needs less clean-up afterwards. :-P