• kmartburrito@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    My golden takes a different approach -

    Dispose of the evidence as quickly as possible so no one notices I helped myself, bonus points if I snagged it from one of the kid’s plates at my face level.

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      1 month ago

      A few weeks ago, I was dog sitting my brother’s muppet. She’s a quick and sneaky muppet.

      I was plating a burger, set out the open bun and turned to get something from the fridge (all of 3 feet away.). She managed to sneak in and swipe the bun top from a (tallish,) counter in the 3 seconds my back was turned.

      Dog tax… this muppet: