Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 16°C, max - 21°C. 25% chance of at least 1mm rain
Merry Solstice peoples. Nellie has been renewed. Blessed Be and assorted other seasonal whatssits.
Yay Nellie!!! Thanks Cat, Merry Solstice
Merry Solstice Catfish
It’s not a headache. Pretty sure it’s covid. Feel the same as i did last time I had it.
Ordered some rat tests to be delivered.
Laaaaaaaaame
Edit: I have an excuse to just zonk on the couch and play video games i guess.
Boo to Christmas covid!
I hope it’s mild at least.
Make sure you get a medical certificate so you can swap some of your leave for sick leave.
That is a damn good idea!
But yeah, hopefully it’s not too bad 🤞🏾
I hate to sound like a Grinch but I’ll be glad when Xmas is over. Now that I’m not working I’ve got plenty of time to feel how stressed out I am.
I have to admit, I feel like a bit of a ping pong. I’ve got unexpected time off, but I don’t know how to relax into a “time-off” mode.
There is always something to do. Even if I’m not doing something, my brain is.
Im exactly the same.
I hate how everything is up in the air, busy and then closed. It’s a really disruptive time of year
NOOOOO I broke the 00:00:00 streak :(
Happy solstice day guys :)
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Strap in for a pre Christmas round of gastro gang!
Oh no.
I mean I almost read that as strap on, LOL.
Sounds about 10x more appealing than gastro.
Should be thinking about starting to prep the cooking for Christmas Day but I’m gonna read all day instead 😏
I should clean, but I’m going to read instead.
that sounds like heaven
Excellent choice. Cha readin?
Kids books from the 70s, because I have my finger on the pulse. Just starting The Dark is Rising.
I fucking love that series. Ideal read for this time of year - if I recall correctly, Will’s birthday (and thus the start of shenanigans) is today
I love those books. Jane annoys me a great deal of the time, but isn’t as cardboard as it first seems. Each book is very different. Cracking good fun, but Very very British.
I love this for you.
I’m back from shopping and gt everything on the list
a box of puppies ✅
one adventure ✅
butter ✅
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Ooh, fancy foreign butter. Many thanks.
that is my fave butter, it’s sweetish, creamy with little tasty salt crystals
Have you been able to buy it from a brick and mortar shop in Melbourne?
Oooh a map. I better pack a 2nd breakfast
don’t forget a handkerchief
I love that I was actually expecting a box of puppies. 😂
Yay. Thank you.
has anyone seen CEO, I have her box of puppies 🤪
Phew bro and sil only staying one night this xmas.
It gon’ be frosty in those high temps though.
This is your periodic reminder to plot the kidnapping of butters from his undeserving humans.
I am looking forward to butters. Shame about the rest though heh.
It’s family xmas day for me - and the longest day of the year. For a number of reasons. One good thing is the venue is Somers on Westernport Bay, where my brother has a house. It’s been my family’s go to spot for holidays since about 1966 and while it’s changed a lot I still love it there.
Taking a hot-smoked trout with cajun spices for my contribution to the feast, and some toum.May God give you strength.
Save me some trout 👀Oh that’s sounds nice. Where do you get the trout from?
The deli in Richmond Traders - the one near the doors out to Church Street. Exxy but looks verra verra nice. They also had marinated sardine fillets, so I grabbed some of those too. Strickly for my own consumption.
Last gym sesh for the year complete
I hope it was leg day! Leg day is the most fun day!
Happy Gravy Day guys.
Give my love to Angus
And to Jack and Dolly
Frank and Dolly.
Fark, been a long day.
Hahaha.
Keen to hear how @just_kitten@aussie.zone is doing this morning :)
Completely hunky dory, woke up before 7 even and while I’ve been lolling around in bed I feel good and normal with zero headaches. Just about to roll out and make myself an omelette. Miraculous!
🫠 have you tried to walk yet?
No, but she’s tried to wall.
I can report that I have not walled into any walks yet ;)
RIP to anyone who had hoped to go to the Grampians over xmas/NY. It’s not looking great especially with the scorcher predicted on Boxing Day.
Today I need to go water two friends’ plants and sort out the crap I’ve left at one place. I’m loathe to face the small pile but I WILL do it! And then plan my cooking for Xmas lunch as I’m working Monday and Tuesday.
I’m almost wondering if it might be worth it to work from home on Sunday instead and cut short Tuesday so it’s less of a rush. Might just do that…
Hall’s gap is under an evacuation now as well :/
I wonder what happens to all the animals in the zoo they have there. Poor babies
Oh no. ☹️ Fire related?
Yep
That area is somewhat fire prone, so I imagine they must have some kind of procedure in place at the zoo. Maybe emergency transfers to the Melbourne Zoo? On the one hand, I can’t imagine them just leaving the poor babies there, but on the other, I can’t imagine anyone loading some rhinos and parrots into the back of a ute and driving 4ish hours into melbourne
E: actually according to the article:
At Halls Gap Zoo, owner Mark Treweek has taken some of the animals — including a python — to his house to keep them safe.
Birds, other reptiles and mammals are among the precious cargo, while some of the bigger animals, or those that don’t want to be shifted, remain at the zoo with the sprinklers on.
Gee. I don’t think I’ll try this insomnia tablet.
So does anyone else feel fucking terrified of “having sex” while being completely blacked out?
Making phone calls would be even more of a nightmare I reckon. More possible consequences and a pretty long tail of them.
Haven’t had sex, but I’ve completely organically had entire conversations while blacked out
Is it Ambien? Boyo has some terrifying and hilarious tales from taking that.
I’ve never had blackout sex but I have tried to do deep fry dim sims whilst pretty much blacked out.
Not doing that again.
Sounds familiar. But have you tried sleep driving?
I mean how the fuck did this medicine pass testing?!?!
I got home after a graveyard shift one time many years ago and had a minor existential crisis because I truly didn’t remember the drive home. I read a couple of years ago that this phenomenon has a name: Highway Hypnosis. In theory, I shouldn’t have been fatigued that day, but that’s also a plausible explanation.
It took me a while to stop driving to an ex’s place. I’d find myself halfway there. I was driving safely, but my directions were by habit not intention.
For like quite a while now I only have sex when I’m asleep
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Lol, just saw that Johnson & Johnson have a class action against them, because Phenylephrine does nothing for nasal congestion.
I’m like, we all knew that, so yay someone is holding them accountable. I did see people complaining how hard it is to get the proper stuff OTC, Pseudoephedrine, but I’ve never had a problem getting it from my little local pharmacy - though that may be because they know me by name now and they ping I’m not a drug maker lol.
But yes, Phenylephrine does nothing for colds and flus.
Johnson & Johnson
Arseholes also lied about talc.
Yup!!! Disgusting ass company!
There are some interesting YouTube videos about the history of PE. It really needs to be pulled from the shelves. I don’t know why it’s not considered basically a scam by the ACCC or whoever is in charge of that.
The TGA (Australia’s version of FDA) is the body that approves medication for sale in Australia. They should be all over this, but seem to be staying very silent.
My “it I were rich” fantasy is suing every single company that does anything dodgy or slightly dodgy but is usually seen as too expensive to bother for a tiny amount of money. They usually get off lightly because half the time they just figure out a way to drag the lawsuit out until the other person is forced to settle for less
Wondering if that’s why the talc issue has been showing up in IG.