This, and Scary Movie were the first two DVDs I ever bought. At the same time I bought my PS2.

Damn. That was 23 years ago. I was a teenager back then. I want to go back in time and slap younger me.

Not to stop anything. Just to confuse the shit out of me. I mean think about it. You’re 17, smoking weed playing PS2, when suddenly a time machine appears. Older you steps out, with grey hair. Then just slaps you, and leaves.

How freaked out would you be???

Kyle… it’s ten feet

‘Are you here for the feeding?’