Well about to be 33 anyway

  • latenightnoir@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Commiserations and welcome to the family! Weā€™re sad to have you decaying with us for the rest of the ride!

    Please speak to the nearest Millennial for an orientation guide and your *complementary swag bag!

    *Swag bags, herein and above referred to as ā€œswag bagsā€ are not complementary, numbing agents have to be purchased as regularly.