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One day I was about to eat my finger because it was too cold outside and I couldn’t tell it apart of the salami I was eating
that’s how you know it’s tasty af
I might eat some paper because it was on there and you don’t really taste it, but if I touched my teeth to tin foil, I would instantly feel it.
It’s like it completes a circuit or something. That shit hurts.
And I have fillings, too. IDK if you know how much more that affects it, but it’s like being zapped directly in your brain.
I was rushing to a class I was instructing and grabbed a street hot dog on the way, wolfing a few bites on route. As I entered the class in the nick of time I was greeted by my lovely peers/students, and they got settled as I finished chewing, threw my stuff down and started setting up. I glanced at my half eaten hot dog, remorseful that the rest would have to wait and be eaten cold, and noticed I’d been eatting the napkin too. I glanced up and at least one other person had noticed and was giggling.
