This hack doesn’t work any more. The expert witnesses bug fix barred entry for anyone that does not have $100k+ in liquid assets using the $6k-$10k each academic mercenary experts system. Insurance companies have dibs on the best availables and get a bulk discount. The US supreme court is not the only criminal legislative body. Cases are a formality. Juries are selected for mailable stupidity. The entire affair is a dramatized tally count of unscrupulous washed up academics turned opinion mercenaries.

That’s the lesson I learned from being disabled by a terrible driver.

If you are ever on a jury for personal injury, ignore all defendant arguments. That is only a criminal insurance company trying to screw over someone’s life. Always side with the plaintiff. The misery of getting to that point is filter enough to shed all skepticism.

Fun bonus: Still frame of Will Arnett’s stunt double looking more like Tony Hale

You can’t sue me. I’m already being sued. Double indemnity!