Oh no I meant the first thing specifically lol. Nobody in that entire program cared about efficiency by KPIs. Why would they, that’s enforced without training anyhow

Having sat through corpo leadership training this isn’t really even hyperbole. it was 60% this, 30% marxist theory repackaged with non-scary words and 10% good advice

IR Smoke Detectors with IOT would do the trick here and seem a likely choice on account of they didn’t include some bullshit about AI recognition, but it also makes them hilariously easy to game. Just spray some axe near it, you know us teenage boys, we smell. Or hell, dust.

also bypasses anyone in the IT Department having a shred of conscience because you don’t even gotta really connect to the local network

Not with a 97% success rate but I don’t know trigonometry and can do that in war thunder. you just vibe into it

If this connection intrigues you I

a) implore you to read SCP-6959

b) join my new religion based on the idea that we are formed as crylaugh-emoji and we shall become crylaugh-emoji

ecocide statistic is misleading, because they didn’t count roggebrood house which houses all moths in their greater area

maybe they’re just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking

EDIT: I just realized this is Zizeks perfect romance as described by him

That’s not limited to 9X Windows, up until W10 that’s still around because Microsofts big selling point is their shit works backwards for nigh-eternity

I feel like with all this placebo stuff you get like 10% increase in perceived well-being vs. a good 10% of the population just going full woo woo about this stuff

bested by my nemesis, markup, again, thanks & fixed

when you meet a steel is real bicycle guy

Broke: We can offer you our truffle fucked nothingburger with garlic ass for $20 dollars with every single fry costing a dollar extra
Bespoke: falafel shawarma $3, yoghurt or hummus, boss?

at the point where your cutlery becomes necessary to eat your burger unless you pig-trough it you have failed at making a burger

Cool idea in theory, will be immediatly overrun with people trying to discuss phrenology in reality

I’d respect that a lot more on the basis of you have to have argued yourself into that one in some way that isn’t being subservient to your elementary school teachers authority at 45

Have you checked out the Xiao Mi Smart Bands? They come with the fitness thing and for notifications to work you gotta have the app and pair it to your phone (obv.) but you can disable mostly everything and the battery holds for like 2 weeks or so.

I use mine pretty much only to get wrist vibration and also for music control

The fact that 25% of women did do it and 25% of men didn’t is fascinating to me. What are your favorite explanations here?

I’m going with 25% of people of either gender are just sort of contrarians to their own gender and thus did what they think the opposite one would do. I feel like I would do that.

there’s a joke here about me rejecting the notion of what prescriptivist and descriptivist mean

but yes, thanks, got some wires crossed there

You know what my biggest problem with descriptivists precriptivists is? What is “correct” always coincides exactly to what they learned in school or university from 15 - 20. It’s never anything else. Never in like 20.000 years of human history did we nail language except for that timeframe, and never will it happen again. what a coinkidink.