I have facial blindness but I’m a super recognizer of voices.

Pendants will argue that black is not a colour

This is a special chip, salt and vinegar flavour

Two copies of “Heading home with your newborn”?

They must have had twins.

Double plus bad

We only seized it so we could have your whole collection. It’s lit, fam

Searching this on google gets me weird results… Hold on, someone’s at the door.

Demotivational posters

Elizabeth for girls.

Elizabeth, Eliza, Beth, Lizbeth, Liz, Lizzie, Lizard, Lisbian, Lisan Al Gaib, the options are endless.

Jimothy on special occasions

Bean there, done that

It’s very common in Vietnam too

I used to have this really, really bad, but I got over it somehow and it does not phase me anymore.

A couple weeks ago I got a bunch done all in one day. Car service, dentist appointment, license renewal, eye test and vehicle inspection. And in my spare time bought new cookware, some books from thrift store, and has a sit-down lunch.

I’m not really sure how I got over it. Maybe just exposure.

Like it or not, YouTube still has a fuckton of good, informative tutorials and advice on how to fix things or make things made by individuals with a phone camera and no script, who make them not for money but for the pride in sharing their knowledge. I shared some fix it videos for my van and a very obscure phone, and consumed a lot of fix it videos for washing machines, motorbikes and furniture.

This is a poorly designed masturbatorium

Also me but instead of a pyramid scheme or Linux, it’s socialism.

My kink has never come up in vanilla conversation.

No amount of vibe coding will ever be able to match the absolute atrocities produced by a first year engineer

They secretly just needed a boat big enough for the swimming pool

Follow up question: How did they keep the buggers running without OEM parts for nearly 50 years?