That’s 125 lb of incense.

Pettiness and pragmatism are two wildly different things. I’d also count her as pragmatic.

Irish famine. Edit: there is not a potato for every occasion.

I watched the two-hour nature documentary with David Attenborough and I’m still confused.

There’s no arguing with Annie Lennox and that haircut.

Good thinking, Agent.

You know, you’d be a lot prettier if you smiled more often.

Yeah, sorry. The world isn’t done with you yet.

Network. Get to know people. That’s what my parents never got across. People can hand you jobs in Uni. Out there you have to scruff for them and fight tooth and nail for a crappy job regardless of your SAT scores. The bigger thing that I never understood: you don’t make yourself. Other people bolster you into positions. It’s not cheating. It’s how the system works.

I would settle for, “not tired”.

Do they.call them, “Ranchers” down there or is everyone a farmer? Legit question, because no one in the states would bat an eye at that ambiguation save for farmers and ranchers.

We had an art wall. You need an art wall.

Why waste a perfectly good corpse on a barrel?

Heh, “butt”.

You heard it here first folks! That ends the age-old argument.

Chicken or the egg, though.

Does Linux cause some amount of autism or is it the other way around? Nah, nevermind. It works and most other things in my life don’t.

CD’S NUTZ!

Profound, though.

I gave my co-worker some of my homemade pizza for lunch and she didn’t eat the crust. I felt invalidated as a human being. That shit was flawless - pillowy chew with great mouth feel and just the right amount of brown. Someone needs to stop these psychopaths.

You know when there’s a dog in the office they just write off the whole day as a productivity loss.