Makes it sound like a downgrade tbh

It’s illegal to diagnose someone with Hamas without a medical license. (Maybe that’s why Israel keeps doing it?)

So I started watching Fox News on YT for shits and giggles (know thy enemy or some shit). After Walz was announced as VP pick, Fox did a Trump call with a rally crowd where they asked him questions. One of the first guys asked how he was going to put more money into the pockets of Americans. He prefaced the question by saying he had 8 kids (I’m assuming a mix of young and old) and the younger ones can’t survive without his support. The hypocrasy is just hilarious to see at this point.

HEB. Really big here in Texas. It’s more “premium” than Walmart at usually comparable prices, though they are more food focused vs. carrying everything.

8 chuggas followed by a toot-toot.

Bonus points if you’re recounting a Vietnam war story about your buddy getting his legs blown off by Charlie. (Movie is Major Payne)

Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

If it was turned off, it didn’t get the bad update.

Onion was quick on this one

Dark Souls mob lookin’ ass

Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.

I need this on a shirt

I’m out of the loop on what this is. Somebody, tell me once.

I hope it’s the other word. “Like a good N@#$%r, State Farm is there” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

What shows that I’m gay?

Schrödinger’s versioning: you don’t know if it’s stable or not until you observe something breaking.

every zone you’re in should be the death zone.

Have you tried walking over there?