Imagine dressing every day in green clothes covered in microchips and LCDs and li-ion batteries

No use crying over it

It’s not that incredible, considering we can get cysts full of teeth and hair inside the body

Whenever I eat spicy food my tongue stops working and all I can taste is bitter and pain

irish american

3/78ths irish. The fries you get at McDonalds are more irish than them

But if I don’t have a truck the size of a locomotive how will people know that I absolutely do not have a micropenis?

I’m getting kinda tired of these attacks. Is some loser from 4chan not getting enough attention from mommy?

“Shit, boss, we forgot to load these beef patties into the fridge! They’ve been sitting out here for like a week!”

“Wait, I have an idea…”

In that case, never check out the rest of the Soulsborne series

Don’t fry them alone, stuff them with something first. They’re already conical

I got 150 upvotes on a post, that’s when you start feeling godly